That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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