brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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