Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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