did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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