six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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