Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
where does the pee come out of this thing
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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