Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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