I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
NoShamevember. You game?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Randomize
