we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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