Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
We had to coat check the pizza.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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