YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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