thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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