Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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