i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize