You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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