covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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