That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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