My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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