Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
He felt like a one man threesome
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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