u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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