I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Randomize
