i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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