This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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