real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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