we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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