So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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