If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
