We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She bit a glass in half.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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