im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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