I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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