I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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