So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I just found puke in my bra..
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
