You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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