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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I need water and some morals
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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