Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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