fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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