i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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