jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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