Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Soap is not a condiment
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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