No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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