:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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