what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
