Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
