When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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