I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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