bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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