yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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