No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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