awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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