About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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