You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Randomize
