Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I take back everything I said about communal showers
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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